This week, Studio 360 has a rather amusing audio clip of Jack Handey – yes, of Saturday Night Live’s “Deep Thoughts” fame – reading his piece titled, “My Speech To The Martians.” In it, he is giving a speech to his Martian captors from within the cage they have locked him in. My personal favorite line has to be, “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves, but you have treated me like an intruder. But maybe it is not me who is the intruder, but you.”

I tried to embed the clip in this post, but I apparently am not able to do that on this blog. So just a link will have to do. You can have a listen at: http://www.studio360.org/episodes/2008/05/16/segments/98771.